Complete and utter aunts No.34

This pie eating aunt, thinks that buy stuffing Gregg's pasties into her orifices and singing one good song means she is the official voice of obese birds around the world. I've just seen you on the television with your stupid make up that I last saw on a pavement after watching a 17 year old Alsatian coughing up some old rope that he'd eaten at the docks.

You need to stop being fat, STOP (for fuck's sake) taking off your clothes and stop licking your shoes, god knows what white arse weasels a poodle has dropped.

You are a folking disgrace Ditto.

I would though, obviously.