Drink tea not aids ridden water

It's a Thursday morning and to be honest all is shit.

But alas as we awake to this damp and sodden cuntry that some call England we have one great British tradition left to us - drinking a cup of tea.

Now tea is awesome, tea doesn't waver at the gayness of it's homosexual cousin coffee or the French's reluctance to even admit it's existence but we've been drinking the aunting stuff since before the bible. It's a well known fact that while shooting down Germans Douglas Bader was drinking from a flask of tea. Every single invention ever to come out this cuntry has been designed and made with a cup of tea in hand and in a shed.

Without tea this cuntry would never exist. It's helps you shit, it helps your hangover, its helps you when your down.

Look at any photo of any British disaster or read any reports about it and somewhere someone is having a brew. Just look at one of the biggest railway disasters in British History, Lewisham where a steam train ran into the back of another train causing a bridge to collapse the report says that after the accident one of the first things to happen was not the emergency crews arriving but the local WI setting up a stall to serve the crash victims tea.

FUCK IT'S AWESOME!