
Jessica Simpson has told of her horror after a Californian plastic surgeon inadvertently stitched a coyote quim in place of her mouse's ear. The actress, 29, above, told fans on WORRALLS-punk her heart was broken and offered a reward to the first bloke to mount 'Daisy' as she has relunctantly christened her new unkempt bush-hound. 'HORROR! Please somebody help' she added.
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