Enter turtle's head from stage rear

This morning at around 07:14 while on the train I felt a sharp sensation as I realised a Turtle's head had nudged me. This crusty faced animal was somewhat cold and hard and it needed to be disptached into water as soon as possible to ensure it's continued survival.



Like many Worrall's posts we like to give you, the reader (all 4 of you aunts, and one of you is in the band) a peice of advice, under no circumstances should a turtle's head be not submerged in water for more than one hour this will result in drying out and whilting resulting in pain and discomfort.