I’m (NOT) Jamie’s Dad - Lyrics

Where it all began, against the last steam loco to run in British Railways' service.... This track is dedicated to BR's last operational locomotive roundhouse, Barrow Hill (41D), spiritual home and birthplace of WORRALLS

I’m (NOT) Jamie’s Dad (WORRALL/WORRALL)

Hey honey are ya havin’ a good time
Sit down let’s share a pint of damson wine
I’ve been watchin ya all night long
Come on let’s dance to the band’s next song

Chorus:
Jamie’s dad, Jamie’s dad
After all the fun I had
I’ll cack my pants, prolapse
I’d better not be Jamie’s dad

Nice to meet a gal who ain’t on Bacardi Breezers
You needed rescuing from beardy CAMRA geezers
I sign the road to Didcot although it’s pretty far
My old man drives grids there on the MGR

The encore’s playing – hey ho, let’s go
I’ll slip you a length against this 4-6-0
Never had a johnny in my hour of need
Hope you ain’t up the stick from my pre-cum bead


You’re telling Jeremy Kyle where it all went wrong

After I chewed through your green Primark thong

See Graham after the show now don’t look so sad

The DNA test proves that I’m not Jamie’s dad


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