Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Time's Up for OXO?

Breaking news would have it that Glaxo Smithkline, present owners of the well-loved quintessentially English 'OXO' brand - popularised during the musically suspect Eighties by commercial break MILF (becoming GILF later) Linda Bellendingham - are looking to sell the exploitation rights to the convenient cheeky foil-clad stock cube. Garlic-nadgered Flavio Briatore is hotly tipped to be in the running for saving this classic brand from extinction. Representatives of George Harrison were unavailable for comment yesterday.


1 comment:

  1. That Linda Bellendingham, phwoar, she's a well fit piece of MILF (becoming GILF later) - if she passed me her jugs I'd be sure to pour a load of fatty gravy out for her.

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