Thursday, September 17, 2009

Ze 1st German fan has surfaced.

Calling himself 'Kuntaknackers' this chap has shown much praise for Worralls since when the wall fell down (in his garden) his deviant activities in Germany have been a treasure trove for the country's national press, his latest stunt, while escaped from prison, involved walking into a bank with a live chicken stuffed with grapes that he fired like a gun with a simple squeeze at unsuspected punters.

The chicken molesting 'Kuntaknackers' is currently serving life imprisonment for stabbing his next door neighbour after believing him to be a clone of Boris Yeltsin that was intent on raping him, in his defence he had eaten nothing for two weeks but an entire Ikea dining room set. Later the corner had found that consumed Swedish MDF is renowned for making you see clones of dead Russian presidents with donkey sized massive erections.

Here is the photo he sent us from the maximum security prison in Dusseldorf .



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