Badly packed kebab

Last night I found myself strolling through the streets of a Kentish town after buying some impromptu local fine butcher's beef. I was somewhat bemused to discover a lady chewing on a very badly packed kebab, instead of simply peaking my cap to the young lady in question I decided to part her under garments and slip her a length of my beef, only to be confronted by the below on parting her huge rump. Needless to say I pounded the badger with my meat a few times before it finally relented.

Be warned fellow late night walkers that evil badgers do lurk in locations unknown and unsuspected by man and a simple bash of meat and their anger seems to subside.