This morning I was giving the turd gods an ultimatum when I turned around to check on it's dispatch I noticed that it's hard and lumpy surface actually resembled something from my youth...
As the water washed away the shiny layer of tea stain from the ultimatum's coating, it turned out to be none other than an actual lima class 08 that I'd somehow produced through my new diet of pasta and lasagne.
As a child I'd often held the lima class 08 in my hands and wondered how someone could make such an utter peice of shit, and now as I enter my formal adult years I find that it was actually produced by Lima factory employess while grazing on the pan after making sad faced class 47s.
An Italian diet will produce a hard plastic peice of shit.
You have been warned.
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