Today in a paper that calls itself 'the sun' that would be better naming itself 'the shit head' featuring a cunt called John Gaunty who is at such a high level of cuntishness that he is actually on the world governing cunts director's table, it actually has five legs because its a table for cunts.
Anyway I digress, the shit head today featured an article where they interviewed 'Jordan' Aka 'Jordan' on the fact that she was fucked senseless while drunk (ie 'raped') Her use of rape is used, like her fanny, in the loosest possible way.
Some quarters have even had the nerve to suggest that Worrall's own bassist was responsible for the 'attack' but was quick to reply:
'If I'd of raped that old bint she wouldn't of been so aunting vague about who did, I promise you kunts that'
WORRALLS-PUNK have though undertaken some research into this incident and can confirm the bumming occurred when the 'model' was out drinking in Barking, Essex. What the shit head didn't mention was that in the same club on the same evening ex film star Lassie was in attendance for a charity gig. On thinking Jordan was in fact an old dog Lassie's animal instinct took the better of him and before he knew it he found himself 2 inches hard. He does however not believe that he did rape her as he's pretty sure he didn't touch the sides, which he believes, as a dog, constitutes rape.
Lassie however today was unavailable for comment although his friend the smoking beagle confirmed that he'd gone into hiding in a kennel.
Anyway I digress, the shit head today featured an article where they interviewed 'Jordan' Aka 'Jordan' on the fact that she was fucked senseless while drunk (ie 'raped') Her use of rape is used, like her fanny, in the loosest possible way.
Some quarters have even had the nerve to suggest that Worrall's own bassist was responsible for the 'attack' but was quick to reply:
'If I'd of raped that old bint she wouldn't of been so aunting vague about who did, I promise you kunts that'
WORRALLS-PUNK have though undertaken some research into this incident and can confirm the bumming occurred when the 'model' was out drinking in Barking, Essex. What the shit head didn't mention was that in the same club on the same evening ex film star Lassie was in attendance for a charity gig. On thinking Jordan was in fact an old dog Lassie's animal instinct took the better of him and before he knew it he found himself 2 inches hard. He does however not believe that he did rape her as he's pretty sure he didn't touch the sides, which he believes, as a dog, constitutes rape.
Lassie however today was unavailable for comment although his friend the smoking beagle confirmed that he'd gone into hiding in a kennel.
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