Friday, September 18, 2009

Arsewasps - the final frontier


If you have a last minute sniff of a date with with a hot bird of a friday afternoon, it's imperative that a self-respecting gentleman rake-out any attendant arsewasps thoroughly, just in case any 'rimming' is later encountered with the young lady.

WORRALLS frontbottom recommends the use of gently perfumed babywipes, from a pleasantly decorated box such as the one pictured above, to sanitize your arsecrack prior to any hotsex action.

Additional reporting Letitia Clunge, Starfish & Nipsy Correspondent

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