This kunt robot goes by the name of Victoria Beckham. Once a member of 'skat eaters anonymous', or as they we're known in the pub(l)ic eye 'the spice girls', she pretended to sing for many years. While we'd of all sodomised Emma Bunton we would never of even touched Pinnochio deviant 2nd cousin for fear of cumming on her circuit board and getting eletrocuted.
She has recieved many upgrades throughout her 3,000 year excistence, including the application of larger processing chips in her tits to make her more of kunt at a quicker speed.
Her stealing of David Beckham's soul was both calculated and planned and robbed English football of someone who could actually play. He's a cunt though none the less for not mashing her robotic face in with a cricket bat at the earliest opportunity. There is however solid rumours that she has inserted an explosive device into the space that once inhabited his brain before she stole it while he slept and that is why he's a complete fucking idiot. If he attempts to break free and find his hidden brain the robotic bitch will blow his head off in the blink of an eye.
Victoria Beckham you are a fucking disgrace.
Get back in your spaceship you buried in the Essex cuntryside and fuck off back to planet kunt in the universe of kunt, you orange stained kunt.
Ok, once.
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