This man above is no ordinary aunt, oh no this bloke is a steaming 1st class top shelf aunt, the kind you wouldn't tell if they we're about to pick up the soap in a prison shower in fact you'd be the 1st to folk them.
Little John as he's known to his non excistant friends writes for the aunt's publication, the Daily Mail, or as it's know the daily 'A muslim illegal immgrant raped my white baby and then fed him to Somalian pirates while Brown took money from orphans while bumming rent boys' mail.
Any man held in any light by any daily mail reader is an aunt, never mind one that writes in it every week.
People sat in the 16th century trying to come up with more horrendous ways to kill people than hanging them drawing them and quatering them solely for aunts like this.
There is no human way to kill this aunt, and the fact is I think he's actually a hell born devil witch that is impossible to kill, although I would spend a great deal of time trying to kill this utter aunt with no remorse I feel apart from magic he will only be served a great deal of pain it is something I have to deal with and will continue to try and kill him for many years to come.
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