Due to his impending promotion to the 'Gordon Brown Car Booty Viewers Club - TM' Oly has been looking for a new career. Latest suggestion is as a novelty condom. The 'Oly French Tickler' or 'Olydom' will be a boon the the shagger of fat Aunts of the Feltz variety - simply wedge the retarded boy bass player on your cheb end before entering the fat gunt - he will act as a sort of sexual rawl plug; meaning you won't have to resort to more traditional methods like tying a four by two accross your arse.
Please note this is a copyright PFJB product - bringing you innovation through deviance!
Friday, November 20, 2009
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