Dear Oly

Oly you are a total utter kunt,
When you came round yesterday to bring back my bass which you fucking broke you kunt. You couldn't resist it could you you little bastard? Because I was out and my lovely virgin girlfriend and childhood sweetheart was in - who incidentally I have never got past first base with, you just had to didn't you, you fucking sexual retard. You twat you fucked her in every fucking hole you kunt, didn't you?
I can fix the fucking bass but what the fuck am i supposed to do with her tattered hymen and arsehole you kunt? All she does now is sit round leaking everywhere and grinning a lot - you dirty, retarded shabby little KUNT KUNT KUNT KUNT bastard Kunt!

Cunts of the day - Birds

I hate birds.

I hate the way they fly about thinking their awesome.

Flying around with their chirpy songs only to bring shit and holes in bin bags.

I hate that loads of people love them.

I fucking hate the aunts.

I wish they'd all fuck off and leave me alone, I'm fed up with sitting in the bath with the lights off crying in fear of them.

Bastards.