Jasmine Lebron (above) has launched a new range of Hat-shit faces on her designer label 'Scat.' Fashion-conscious Shoreditch socialites are queing round the blog to clamp these rank new styles onto their boat-races:
Bulldog chewing a wasp
Trod-on chip
Welder's bench
Bulldog licking piss off a nettle
Slapped arse
Fuck! My house has gone up in flames, is it aunting well insured?
Bulldog licking piss off a wasp-infested nettle that has marinaded in vinegar for a fortnight
Additional reporting by Graze Foreskin, Media & Limescale Correspondent
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