The Chatham Shag (Phalacrocorax onslowi), also known as the 'Up to the maker's plate one finger in the arse shag', is a species of bird in the Phalacrocoracidae family. It is endemic to North Kent.
Its natural habitats are night clubs and kebab houses. It is thriving in council estates, and considered full of STDs and stolen products.
References
FuckingChavs International 2005. Phalacrocorax onslowi. 2006 IUCN Red List of Cum swollowing species. Downloaded on 27 July 2007.
External links
BirdLife Species Factsheet.
"Recovery plan for Chatham Island shag and Pitt Island shag 2001-2011" (PDF). Department of Saggy cunts in Kent
http://www.doc.govt.nz/upload/documents/science-and-technical/TSRP43.pdf. Retrieved 2007-09-28.
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I once twitched a Chatham shag one night in north Kent and to be honest she was the roughest looking shag I've ever known.
ReplyDeleteBill Oddity and I spitroasted Sarah Beeny in Margate one night on the mudflats. She was capable of taking a cock or two, I swear she rattled nuts down her throat like a fucking parrot. Dirty full-breatsed old tit.
ReplyDeleteI've known a cock or two the cunt used to get me up every sunrise
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